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The Wackiest NYC Restaurant

Wacky is the best way to describe Shopsin’s eatery and Kenny Shopsin, owner and chef. Over the years he’s been referred to as eccentric, compared to the Soup Nazi and rubbed some people the wrong way with his imposing “house rules” and gruff style. At the same time he’s lovable for that very wackiness because if it wasn’t for that Shopsins wouldn’t be the experience that it is.

A New York icon of eccentricity, he’s been marching to his own drummer for decades. Shopsins started as a general store then an eatery in Greenwich Village for decades until a few years back they moved into the Essex Market on the LES. Kenny was made famous in 2002 when Calvin Trillin wrote about Shopsins in The New Yorker. Hero or offensive, either love Kenny for what he is or don’t bother.

Wacky Menu
The menu is packed with choices. If you do nothing else on this blog, you HAVE to check out the menu. It’s been reported to have as many as 900 items at one time. Most talked about is the Mac n Cheese pancakes which are really good, but there are hundreds of other items just as innovative either in name (Slutty Cakes, Blisters on My Sisters) or ingredients. He makes everything himself and at this point without the aid of recipes, so it’s also an adventure on whether it will be the same the second or third time around.

Mac n Cheese Pancakes at Shopsin's

Wacky Rules
Kenny will comment or refuse to serve you if you don’t follow his house rules, which have been known to change at his whim, but basically are:
He won’t seat groups larger than four.
Everyone must order a meal.
No duplicate orders.
No cell phone usage.

Wacky Philosophy

Shopsin's Beer List taken by pheezy (flickr) who describes his experience taking the photo: I asked and got permission to take the photo. Then I got yelled at while taking it. Then I got backed up from another yell from the other side of the restaurant saying that I'd asked and it was OKAY

In September, 2008 Kenny’s book Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin was published. There’s also a documentary film about him titled “I Like Killing Flies”. The book is a mix of memoirs, recipes, family stories, about dealing with publicity but, most importantly his philosophy comes out loud and clear. These choice Kenny quotes from the book pretty much sum it up.

“Pancakes are a luxury, like smoking marijuana or having sex. That’s why I came up with the names Ho Cakes and Slutty Cakes. These are extra decadent, but in a way, every pancake is a Ho Cake.”

“Customers in this country have been raised to believe that they are “always right.” Their neuroses are coddled and their misbehaviors tolerated for their patronage and their money by every restaurateur in America. But not by ME. My approach at Shopsins is the exact OPPOSITE of “the customer is always right.” Until I know the people, until they show me that they are worth cultivating as customers, I’m not even sure I WANT their patronage.”

“I enjoy cooking and giving what I can to my customers, and, in turn, my customers don’t just enjoy giving me money, they enjoy receiving what I have given them. Once we’ve established a rapport, we’re absolute equals in my restaurant. But I guess I shouldn’t expect newcomers to understand this. In all fairness, they’re right and I’m the asshole, because my way is hardly the traditional you-give-me-the-money-I-give-you-a-bagel. I want more from them. I want a relationship.”

Open Tuesday through Saturday 9:30-2, located in the Essex Market, 120 Essex Street, Stall #16 (LES)